Have you ever noticed how things never turn out like the picture? This holds true for things you cook, assemble, or find on Pinterest. Just give it up now; acceptance is key.
Of course my less than stellar clip job is probably more a reflection of my laziness and less of my inability to wield clippers. Every year I swear I will wash the pony, wait for him to dry, coat him in show sheen, and then clip correctly and EVERY year I randomly get fed up with his hair and opt to clip it RIGHT then (sans bath or any other worthwhile prep). The results are about what you'd expect: cold, angry pony with random tufts of fuzz and clipper tracks. Ah well, there's always next time...Uploaded by morgane at 01:29 on 23 October 2013