My favorite activity…

If you’re doing it at ALL then you’re doing it wrong.
Have you ever noticed how things never turn out like the picture? This holds true for things you cook, assemble, or find on Pinterest. Just give it up now; acceptance is key. Of course my less than stellar clip job is probably more a reflection of my laziness and less of my inability to wield clippers. Every year I swear I will wash the pony, wait for him to dry, coat him in show sheen, and then clip correctly and EVERY year I randomly get fed up with his hair and opt to clip it RIGHT then (sans bath or any other worthwhile prep). The results are about what you’d expect: cold, angry pony with random tufts of fuzz and clipper tracks. Ah well, there’s always next time…