Personal Flotation Device

Ok, so I still secretly want to see what happens when someone takes a bath wearing the new Hit Air vests; it’s got to be at least somewhat amusing (for the spectators anyway). Too bad that taking a swim cross just gives you a soggy walk back to the barn rather than a little extra ‘stick’ for the rest of the course.
Despite my loathing for being pitched into mucky, horse turd filled water complexes, they’re still not nearly as bad as being pitched into a jump garnished with cacti–ask me how I know.