Because life with horses is never orderly.

The Idea of Order

Tag: holidays

Because NO ONE Likes the Creepy Elf…

Seriously. Have you ever even looked at it??
Honestly, in what world is it NOT terrifying to convince your kid that a small, creepy looking elf is lurking in the house and that he comes ALIVE at night to spy on you all and report back to his master?! All that’s missing is some creepy music and blood spatter and you have the makings of a solid horror flick. 😉

Lumps of Pony “Coal”…

I think I’d rather have *real* coal actually.
I’m fairly certain if Santa were to poll my horses they would all agree that I’ve been particularly naughty this year (what with all that riding and training business, muzzles, spurs, and depriving them of the copious amounts of food they believe they deserve). Guess it’s a good thing they don’t get to voice their opinions. 😉

Fa-la-la-la….what?

I’m fairly certain unless you’re up on what a eunuch is this will make absolutely no sense. I’m sorry. 😀
The concept for this cartoon came up one night (over perhaps too much wine) among some fellow equestrians. Hopefully it’s more amusing than just inappropriate. 😉