If Ponies Wrote to Santa….
…We’d all be in big trouble.
I can only imagine the sorts of absurdity that would arise from my beasts writing to Santa. 😉
Tag: #Holidays
It Begins
Every pony deserves hat and some antlers.
The Holidays have officially begun; stay safe and don’t get trampled at any seasonal sales. I avoid such by spending all my money on my horses via the internet.
Happy Thanksgiving
I’m also thankful for things like coffee and Advil, but those seemed less amusing somehow.
Happy Halloween…
As if there’s really a choice here…
I, for one, am not above bribery if it keeps me from playing in the arena footing.
Caption Contest
Are those polo wraps?…
Happy Halloween!
Yes, I really am nerdy enough that I would indeed do this. Because nothing says scary like an angry, cross-dressed pony wearing cinnamon buns on his head. Well, except maybe a groan worthy play on words to accompany it.
Happy Father’s Day!
I’m pretty sure my sisters and I had the best possible childhood; not to brag or anything. We of course,c as most children,c did not realize it at the time.
Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there, especially those of you who forked over your Harley/boat/airplane/oatmeal money so that your little darling could have a pony and ride. I promise she will eventually thank you for it.
Happy Mother’s Day
It’s amazing that more mothers don’t eat their own young.
There’s a reason some of us should never spawn; mine is that I know how I was as a small child. Between my horse crazy sisters and I and the ever growing menagerie, it’s a good thing my mother was gifted with more patience than any reasonable person should have. So here’s to you, Mom, Thanks for spending all your extra time, money, and negotiation skills convincing Dad we needed yet another dog, pony, or other critter, on oatmeal, saddles, jumps, shows, trailers,c golf carts, and numerous articles of clothing, make-up, and other crap young girls want. Also, thanks for not selling us on the black market! We love you!
Happy Small Chocolate Animal Day?
*I apologize in advance for those who don’t know me well enough to truly understand my quasi-warped sense of humor (and for those of you that do, you had to know this one was coming 🙂 )*Last time I checked Easter was a religious holiday. correct? So what’s with all the colored eggs and chocolate critters? In keeping with the original theme, I for one am advocating the chocolate Jesus candy; complete with raspberry filling! This would surely be a hit item…In all sincerity though, I hope everyone had a wonderful Easter Weekend and got to spend some time with those they love.