Showing…
…the newest fad in colon cleansing?
If you haven’t been both parties in this situation, you’ve not been showing long enough. 😉
Tag: horse show
Summer Showing…
You might as well take a trip to visit Hades…
July showing is not for the weak, nevertheless, I firmly believe that you don’t get to complain about everything because then you’re just being a jerk. That being said, given my hatred for winter and all things cold, you will never hear me whine and mince about over the heat. I will, however, concede that it has been a bit ‘warm’ lately. 😉
An Unfortunate Trailering Fact…
It’s like the honeymoon suite for horses.
I don’t know what majikal properties the trailer has that can join two horses at the hip, but it’s an actual phenomenon. And god help you if one of the horses in the trailer is a mare in heat. You might as well just forget about ever separating those two again. 😉
Overheard in the Hunter Warm-up Ring…
…well, just the stuff I could repeat and keep it PG around here still.
This is actually a retread of sorts of an older comic I did back in 2011. I remember being totally amused, and sometimes totally dumbfounded, by the statements I’d overhear in the warm up when we went to HITS in Ocala (some of which were actually being directed at my sister and I). Given some of the statements, I’m not so sure some coaches were as helpful as they think they were, but they certainly were entertaining. 😉
A Sprained CNS…
This would explain my short lived eventing career.
Sounds totally legit to me, especially with a young horse. I may actually suffer from this debilitating injury chronically. 😉