Happy Mother’s Day
It’s amazing that more mothers don’t eat their own young.
There’s a reason some of us should never spawn; mine is that I know how I was as a small child. Between my horse crazy sisters and I and the ever growing menagerie, it’s a good thing my mother was gifted with more patience than any reasonable person should have. So here’s to you, Mom, Thanks for spending all your extra time, money, and negotiation skills convincing Dad we needed yet another dog, pony, or other critter, on oatmeal, saddles, jumps, shows, trailers,c golf carts, and numerous articles of clothing, make-up, and other crap young girls want. Also, thanks for not selling us on the black market! We love you!