Pony Apocalypse: Retread
While this is simply an update of a previous comic that I feel was under-loved the first go around, the advice it suggests still rings true: Never trust a pony. 😉
Tag: snow
Things I like about Winter…
That shouldn’t be plural…
Well, I gave it a shot. At least there’s only another 4ish months of this sacrilege. 😉
And so it goes…
Didn’t winter just DIE?!
As much as I have to admit that I could *survive* without it being over 100 degrees outside, I am NOT too thrilled about this fall shenanigans or the doom that comes after it. At least all my horses are enjoying spooking at their own shadows for funsies. 😉 #ISpookAtWinter
Snow in March?
Someone wake me up from this nightmare.
That is not ok. To be honest, I am never on board with snow, regardless of the time of year. It’s just a NOPE. But there are some who seem able to tolerate its awfulness providing it occurs over the holidays. I’ve yet to meet many who love it once they’ve been given a taste of spring and the ability to dress in under 45 layers without freezing to death.
sNOw Fun…
Ever. Not even a little bit.
Horrendous pun aside, it’s hard to deny that attempting to clean snow covered paddocks is not even remotely amusing. Well, not for the person cleaning anyhow; my horses all seem pretty pleased with themselves though and the bystanders at the barn apparently get a kick out of my ability to string together unique combinations of profanities, so there’s that anyway. 😉
Top 15 Google Searches in January…
…there may have been some searches involving ‘nearest ER,’ and ‘low cost fares to Hawaii’ as well. But seriously though, I’ve gone through all of these. Good thing the weather has been so crummy as it has allowed me to thoroughly explore them all as well as re-familiarize myself with the sad fact that I’ll never be rich enough to build an indoor. Doh. 😉
Winter Riding…
Is total bull…
Because base jumping isn’t exciting enough. But seriously, is anyone else tired of their horse acting like he has firecrackers in his pants? I think their brain cells freeze together and then rattle around causing them to leap about like total morons. :/
Do you want to build a snowman?
Do I *look* like I wanna do anything with snow?
Um, no. In no uncertain terms. Ever. Even though it’s only January, I have fully reached my limit regarding my tolerance for winter. 🙁 If it had a face, I probably would take just a little too much glee from melting it. 😡
More Winter Grossness
Because who doesn’t love frozen mud?
As if the cold and snow weren’t awful enough. Not that I am complaining about the warmer days mind you, just noting that I could do without the resulting mudslides. 😉
Riding when it’s 15 Degrees…
A fresh Hell indeed.
Also synonymous with “death wish.” Seriously (my youngster is actively trying to kill me each ride* I’m silly enough to try). Just as seriously, I am entirely DONE with winter. Over it. The next person to tell me how beautiful the snow is is getting a shirt full of it.