Why Hello, Summer!

Thanks for bringing your friends Heat Stroke and Sweaty Butt with you!
The heat seems to have sprung itself upon us out here in Nevada (pretty sure a week and a half ago I was still wearing layers!). While we all know how much I truly loathe Winter and its evil comrade, Freezing-@$$-Cold, I can’t say I totally love Summer’s friends, Heat Stroke and Drenched-in-Sweat. Can we get someone to regulate the thermostat around here? Maybe a nice balmy 74 degrees with a breeze and sunshine perhaps?
*Image updated 2020.*